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Project Reason T-Shirt Contest

 
Crush Endo
 
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23 December 2012 01:49
 

Launch a contest for the best T-Shirt design and slogan. For example:

Dear God,

Why do you allow pedophiles in the clergy. You are allowed in Churches right?

Signed, Concerned Parishioner


Dear Concerned Parishioner,

I don’t exist. It’s all you.

Signed, God

 
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23 December 2012 02:09
 

Nice!

Though I think I’d go with:
I’m just in your head. It’s all you.

The contradiction of the non-existent god answering the question is funny, but not so much in “mixed” company, where the humor/release is far too often in the form of using it as an excuse to dismiss the point, or even to see it as self-refuting, so for me that tends to cancel out the added humor it could provide.

 
 
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23 December 2012 03:17
 

@SkepticX - Thank you for the insightful and well articulated response.

 
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24 December 2012 00:22
 

My favourite:
If you don’t preach in my school,
I won’t think in your church.
Deal?

 
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24 December 2012 00:28
 
BigNose - 23 December 2012 11:22 PM

My favourite:
If you don’t preach in my school,
I won’t think in your church.
Deal?


Love it

 
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24 December 2012 19:56
 

“Because Gods are anthropomorphic they are thus imaginary”

 
 
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24 December 2012 21:14
 

God?
What a load of flapdoodle!

Or just
Flapdoodle!
I’d buy it.

“Flapdoodle” is brought to us, courtesy of Epaminondas. Merry Christmas everyone!

 
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24 December 2012 21:54
 

If God were real, according to the Bible he’d be a real dick!

Trade out “Bible” for “Koran”, etc.

 
 
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25 December 2012 02:18
 

I’d wear ‘Flapdoodle’.

 
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30 December 2012 00:50
 

‘The obvious thing about God is that he is not obvious’

I think Dan Barker said that, and I always thought that would look good on a shirt, although I am not a tee-shirt person myself.

 
 
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03 January 2013 11:07
 

I like Nhoj’s tag line for a t-shirt; “delude responsibly”.

 
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20 April 2013 03:58
 

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13 July 2013 16:30
 

“Islam: totalitarian ideology for when good old pedaphillic religion won’t cut it”

 
 
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Crush Endo - 20 April 2013 01:58 AM

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What do background checks have to do with the Boston Marathon bombing?

 
 
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14 July 2013 17:29
 

two more:

Islam: Kicking our ass for 1400 years

and

If Islam is a religion of peace, when exactly is that gonna kick in?

 
 
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25 July 2013 01:34
 

Thinking got you down?

Try scripture!

 
 
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