The Best Pickup Line Ever

 
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29 August 2013 20:01
 

I’ve got it:


My buddy walked up to a girl and her friend at small, yet somewhat lively pub in Manhattan. The girls were both very lovely, non-married, professional-looking, mid-30-year old’s. My buddy looked at one of them in her eyes, and in a very serious and almost emergent tone he said, “Can I tell you something?” She apprehensively said “Okay?” He said, again very deliberately: “I’m in love with you.” It took about a second or two to set in. Eventually they all laughed. Naturally, he got laid. I was in a relationship so I went home by my onesy.

Beat that, old men!

 
 
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30 August 2013 04:47
 
jobyrne8989 - 29 August 2013 06:01 PM

Naturally, he got laid.

I’m still the best lay I’ve ever had, and the effort is much less.

 
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01 September 2013 03:04
 

I had my go around with casual sex. I don’t exactly regret it. But I have no desire to return to that lifestyle.

 
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Skipshot - 30 August 2013 02:47 AM

I’m still the best lay I’ve ever had, and the effort is much less.

Wait till you hit 60.

 
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01 September 2013 14:14
 

I quite like…

“Be different… say yes.”

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13 May 2018 19:43
 

“My friend wants to know if you think I’m hot.”

 
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Skipshot - 13 May 2018 07:43 PM

“My friend wants to know if you think I’m hot.”

Pretty good ,.. but you better be really hot or that one could backfire on ya.

 

 
 
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13 May 2018 21:09
 
Jan_CAN - 13 May 2018 08:02 PM
Skipshot - 13 May 2018 07:43 PM

“My friend wants to know if you think I’m hot.”

Pretty good ,.. but you better be really hot or that one could backfire on ya.


I don’t think he was suggesting that’s a good pickup line.

I think he was explaining why he’s the best he’s ever had.

Heh.

 
 
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14 May 2018 15:30
 

I was reading an article about actress Margot Kidder, who, sadly, just died. She said the best pick-up line she ever got was:

I bet you’re one of those girls who writes “How true” in the margins of your books.

I had a real crush on her back in the day. She was beautiful, creative, sexy as hell and more than a little crazy. A dangerous and alluring mixture to me when I was young.

 
 
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14 May 2018 21:38
 
Jb8989 - 29 August 2013 08:01 PM

I’ve got it:


My buddy walked up to a girl and her friend at small, yet somewhat lively pub in Manhattan. The girls were both very lovely, non-married, professional-looking, mid-30-year old’s. My buddy looked at one of them in her eyes, and in a very serious and almost emergent tone he said, “Can I tell you something?” She apprehensively said “Okay?” He said, again very deliberately: “I’m in love with you.” It took about a second or two to set in. Eventually they all laughed. Naturally, he got laid. I was in a relationship so I went home by my onesy.

Beat that, old men!

It’s the messenger, not the message. When I tried that line, she called the police.

 
 
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15 May 2018 00:08
 

My brother had a pickup line that I thought was very good that he (as far as I know) came up with himself:

“You wouldn’t know it by looking at me, but I am very handsome.”

 
 
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no_profundia - 15 May 2018 12:08 AM

My brother had a pickup line that I thought was very good that he (as far as I know) came up with himself:

“You wouldn’t know it by looking at me, but I am very handsome.”

Not bad!  I imagine the usual response would be laughter – good start.