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Buddhist Chicken Jokes

 
Nhoj Morley
 
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01 November 2014 17:01
 

This sub-forum is usually quiet and contemplative so let’s shake ‘n bake things up a bit.

Here begins a journey: a search for the most enlightened chicken joke.


Why is the chicken always crossing the road?

It has no desire to get to the other side.


Your turn, grasshoppers.

 
 
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01 November 2014 22:33
 

I’m just contemplating the sound of one hen flapping.

 
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01 November 2014 22:39
 

What did the Buddhist say to the chicken sandwich vendor?

Make me one with everything.

 
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01 November 2014 23:26
 

Q. Which path did the chicken try to cross?

A. The middle one.

 
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02 November 2014 01:30
 

A chicken goes into a library and says, “Bok,” so the librarian gives it a book.
Ten minutes later the same chicken comes in again and says, “Bok bok.”
The librarian gives the chicken two books, but being a bit curious, follows the chicken down the road where the chicken meets a frog.
The frog says to the chicken, “Redit, redit!”

http://www.jokes.net/shortchickenjokes2.htm

 
 
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02 November 2014 01:54
 

Q: Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

A:  Egg, where the first mutation that led to chickens took place.

 
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02 November 2014 14:13
 

The egg came first because it contained the instructions for making the first chicken.

 
 
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02 November 2014 14:44
 

Q: Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

A. Both

 
 
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02 November 2014 15:36
 

I got loads… maybe later. Be patient.

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Nhoj Morley
 
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02 November 2014 17:53
 

Two chickens overheard by the other side of the road:

“What?”

“I said, I think we would be better off if we lived near the airport!”

“Why? We can’t fly. What difference does it make?”

“It’s quieter! Airports can’t stand the sight of trees!

“No bees?”

“No trees!”

“What?”

“No trees, no leafblowers!”

“No leftovers? Whatever will become of us?”

“What? When?”

“Maybe we will know at the airport!”

 
 
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02 November 2014 19:06
 

Grandpa : In my day, we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

 
 
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02 November 2014 20:15
 
EN - 01 November 2014 09:39 PM

What did the Buddhist say to the chicken sandwich vendor?

Make me one with everything.

And what did the vendor say when the Buddhist asked for his change?...

 

Change comes from within.

 
 
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04 November 2014 04:58
 

Sorry to leave everyone waiting for the punchline.

The leafblower is the airport.

 
 
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04 November 2014 12:07
 
Nhoj Morley - 04 November 2014 03:58 AM

Sorry to leave everyone waiting for the punchline.

The leafblower is the airport.

Bad, very bad.

 
 
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04 November 2014 14:01
 

What is the Second Noble Truth in Chickenveda Buddhism?

That suffering is caused by Chick-fil-A.

 
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04 November 2014 20:24
 

I was gonna do the ol’:

Q. Why did the chicken cross the Möbius Strip?

A. To get to the same side…

...but that should belong in the science section, so instead:

Q. Why did the human cross the road?

A. ‘Cause she’d been a chicken in a previous life and figured that even if she was killed again, she’d probably be reincarnated as a more affluent person who could have others cross roads for her.

 
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