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17 November 2014 16:36
 
unsmoked - 16 November 2014 01:59 PM
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GAD - 15 November 2014 03:32 PM

I’ll be the judge.

Then we are in good hands, indeed.

Winning contestants will receive this prized custom T-shirt.
And, glossy black elastic chicken-chokers for the runners-up.

Good luck to all!

If Mick wins (post #21) and can’t make it to the awards ceremony, I’ll accept the T-shirt for him.  Can the Academy veto GAD’s decision?

Wait, is this one too late?

Q:  Why did the chicken cross the road?

A:  Because he didn’t realize that he was already across.

I mean, it’s like why do we have to get into a rocket and travel into deep space since we’re already there.

 
 
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18 November 2014 17:11
 

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Q:  Why did the chicken cross the road?

A:  He wasn’t thinking.

 
 
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26 November 2014 14:43
 

Driving along I-15 across the Nevada border there is a major solar energy plant, quite impressive from a distance. Many mirrors focusing sunlight onto boilers at the top of high towers. I understand that birds flying over it, however, end up roasted. Koan of the day: Does that excuse the Mixed Chicks Grill by the roadside?

 
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26 November 2014 14:56
 
burt - 26 November 2014 01:43 PM

Driving along I-15 across the Nevada border there is a major solar energy plant, quite impressive from a distance. Many mirrors focusing sunlight onto boilers at the top of high towers. I understand that birds flying over it, however, end up roasted. Koan of the day: Does that excuse the Mixed Chicks Grill by the roadside?

Disgusting!  Have you no shame?!

 
 
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26 November 2014 17:31
 
Dennis Campbell - 26 November 2014 01:56 PM
burt - 26 November 2014 01:43 PM

Driving along I-15 across the Nevada border there is a major solar energy plant, quite impressive from a distance. Many mirrors focusing sunlight onto boilers at the top of high towers. I understand that birds flying over it, however, end up roasted. Koan of the day: Does that excuse the Mixed Chicks Grill by the roadside?

Disgusting!  Have you no shame?!

I saw all the motorcycles outside and thought it was a bordello.

 
 
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26 November 2014 21:41
 
unsmoked - 26 November 2014 04:31 PM
Dennis Campbell - 26 November 2014 01:56 PM
burt - 26 November 2014 01:43 PM

Driving along I-15 across the Nevada border there is a major solar energy plant, quite impressive from a distance. Many mirrors focusing sunlight onto boilers at the top of high towers. I understand that birds flying over it, however, end up roasted. Koan of the day: Does that excuse the Mixed Chicks Grill by the roadside?

Disgusting!  Have you no shame?!

I saw all the motorcycles outside and thought it was a bordello.

Indeed it was, I’ll be sending jb there when he gets to Vegas.

 
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26 November 2014 22:30
 

From my 8 year-old grandson:

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: How am I supposed to know?

AA:  Eggsactly!!!

 
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26 November 2014 22:31
 
burt - 26 November 2014 08:41 PM
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Dennis Campbell - 26 November 2014 01:56 PM
burt - 26 November 2014 01:43 PM

Driving along I-15 across the Nevada border there is a major solar energy plant, quite impressive from a distance. Many mirrors focusing sunlight onto boilers at the top of high towers. I understand that birds flying over it, however, end up roasted. Koan of the day: Does that excuse the Mixed Chicks Grill by the roadside?

Disgusting!  Have you no shame?!

I saw all the motorcycles outside and thought it was a bordello.

Indeed it was, I’ll be sending jb there when he gets to Vegas.

Hell, he probably owns it.

 
 
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26 November 2014 22:45
 
EN - 26 November 2014 09:30 PM

From my 8 year-old grandson:

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: How am I supposed to know?

AA:  Eggsactly!!!

Soap.  Wash your mouth out with.

 
 
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26 November 2014 22:51
 
Dennis Campbell - 26 November 2014 09:45 PM
EN - 26 November 2014 09:30 PM

From my 8 year-old grandson:

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: How am I supposed to know?

AA:  Eggsactly!!!

Soap.  Wash your mouth out with.

Come on. It’s good, ya gadda admit.

 
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26 November 2014 23:15
 
EN - 26 November 2014 09:51 PM
Dennis Campbell - 26 November 2014 09:45 PM
EN - 26 November 2014 09:30 PM

From my 8 year-old grandson:

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: How am I supposed to know?

AA:  Eggsactly!!!

Soap.  Wash your mouth out with.

Come on. It’s good, ya gadda admit.

Damned Texas shyster!  But it is good.

 
 
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27 November 2014 17:09
 

Which came first?  The chicken or the road?

 
 
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27 November 2014 21:22
 
unsmoked - 27 November 2014 04:09 PM

Which came first?  The chicken or the road?

The egg.

 
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27 November 2014 22:40
 
EN - 27 November 2014 08:22 PM
unsmoked - 27 November 2014 04:09 PM

Which came first?  The chicken or the road?

The egg.

Quit egging people on, it was a terrible yoke.

 
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28 November 2014 01:16
 
burt - 27 November 2014 09:40 PM
EN - 27 November 2014 08:22 PM
unsmoked - 27 November 2014 04:09 PM

Which came first?  The chicken or the road?

The egg.

Quit egging people on, it was a terrible yoke.

You crack me up.

 
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