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Buddhist Chicken Jokes

 
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26 December 2014 20:11
 
unsmoked - 26 December 2014 12:35 PM
sepiae - 26 December 2014 08:16 AM

I’m surprised this hasn’t shown up yet…:

(see illustration in post #59)  It’s like our ambition to travel into deep space.  We’re already there.  This chicken is already across the road (from the other side).

Why did the chicken want to cross the road? Because the grass seemed greener on the other side.

 
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28 December 2014 06:12
 
unsmoked - 26 December 2014 12:35 PM
sepiae - 26 December 2014 08:16 AM

I’m surprised this hasn’t shown up yet…:

(see illustration in post #59)  It’s like our ambition to travel into deep space.  We’re already there.  This chicken is already across the road (from the other side).


:D

Excellent.

 
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12 January 2015 14:47
 

It was the symbolic act of one plucky little chicken that first made the selfless gesture of getting halfway across the road before self immolating.  And with that, introduced to the world, fried chicken.

 
 
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19 January 2015 03:12
 

Chicken, Nirvana
Ours is not to peck nor peep
We were dinosaur.

 
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19 January 2015 17:54
 

Q:  Why did the chicken cross I-5 during rush hour?

A:  She was starring in a fail video.

 
 
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20 January 2015 15:12
 

Being chicken is
Feathery barnyard fowl
Pecking dirt all day.

 
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