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27 June 2016 20:51
 

Well then a hippopotamus with an obstructed bowel must sound like the prophet of the Butt Fairy!

 
 
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27 June 2016 23:55
 
GAD - 27 June 2016 08:51 PM

Well then a hippopotamus with an obstructed bowel must sound like the prophet of the Butt Fairy!

It would make its butt a sacred if not holey place… you could be right. It also makes the rest of him full of it!?

 
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28 June 2016 00:38
 

Someone wrote “strip club” and I haven’t been able to pay attention since.

 
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28 June 2016 05:45
 
jdrnd - 27 June 2016 07:01 PM

JB, you have as much personality as toad sweat.

 

Toad ball sweat.

 
 
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28 June 2016 05:49
 

Dennis, you are as decrepit as a mummy treated with botox.

I’m honored!

 
 
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28 June 2016 06:15
 
MARTIN_UK - 27 June 2016 11:55 PM
GAD - 27 June 2016 08:51 PM

Well then a hippopotamus with an obstructed bowel must sound like the prophet of the Butt Fairy!

It would make its butt a sacred if not holey place… you could be right. It also makes the rest of him full of it!?

Full of the Butt Fairy wisdom.

 
 
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28 June 2016 11:10
 

This thread seems like a terrific place for an ongoing roast, and I’d say it’s about time. I hope we get performances out of the mega stars of our previous roast—bb the anti-engineer and of course, LadyJane. Others also did outstandingly well in my opinion.

jdrnd - 27 June 2016 07:01 PM

Dave, you are as ugly a syphilitic wart shaped Bonobo.

That’s the best you’ve got? So that’s the extent of what a Ph.D. + M.D. + brain-surgeon certification does for a person’s abuse abilities? Sorry—I wish I were better at insulting people who I actually appreciate. If I remember right, I even roasted myself last time. How pathetic. I fucking love myself, and as a result, my right hand’s enormous!

Only one rule, carrying over from last time: all roasters need somehow to indicate they’re on board to be roasted. I assume everyone agrees? Any other rules?

 
 
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28 June 2016 11:16
 
jdrnd - 27 June 2016 07:47 PM
KathleenBrugger - 27 June 2016 07:35 PM

If you’re going to insult me you might as well get my name right.

Damn.

I missed that.

No worries Jeff. I hope my response shows I’m up for roasting. I’m not good at roasting others though; maybe it’s time to get in some practice.

 
 
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28 June 2016 11:16
 
jdrnd - 27 June 2016 07:47 PM
KathleenBrugger - 27 June 2016 07:35 PM

If you’re going to insult me you might as well get my name right.

Damn.

I missed that.

No worries Jeff. I hope my response shows I’m up for roasting. I’m not good at roasting others though; maybe it’s time to get in some practice.

 
 
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28 June 2016 11:23
 
nonverbal - 28 June 2016 11:10 AM

Only one rule…

Rule #1
We must respect the tooth fairy.

 

 
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28 June 2016 13:04
 
jdrnd - 27 June 2016 07:01 PM

En, your on-line presence is worse than a constipated crocodile with halitosis

And you, sir, have the personality of a headless cadaver.

 
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28 June 2016 14:49
 

I was wondering if this was intended to serve as a metaphorical Thunderdome.  A one-sided game of red rover? 

I’ll have to ask Mr. Morley when he returns from his holiday.  I suppose a vacation for Nhoj amounts to opening the basement door a crack to let in a ray of sunshine.

Four minutes at a time.

 
 
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28 June 2016 17:11
 
EN - 28 June 2016 01:04 PM
jdrnd - 27 June 2016 07:01 PM

En, your on-line presence is worse than a constipated crocodile with halitosis

And you, sir, have the personality of a headless cadaver.

and you are clueless as a slime mold in a jello dish

 
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28 June 2016 17:13
 
nonverbal - 28 June 2016 11:10 AM

This thread seems like a terrific place for an ongoing roast, and I’d say it’s about time. I hope we get performances out of the mega stars of our previous roast—bb the anti-engineer and of course, LadyJane. Others also did outstandingly well in my opinion.

jdrnd - 27 June 2016 07:01 PM

Dave, you are as ugly a syphilitic wart shaped Bonobo.

So that’s the extent of what a Ph.D. + M.D. + brain-surgeon certification does for a person’s abuse abilities?

I’m missing the brain-surgeon certificate that’s why I’m having trouble coming up with viable insults.

 
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28 June 2016 17:15
 
Jb8989 - 28 June 2016 05:45 AM
jdrnd - 27 June 2016 07:01 PM

JB, you have as much personality as toad sweat.

 

Toad ball sweat.

Sorry, my mistake.

 
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