The Cult of Mammon

 
TroliusMaximus
 
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30 October 2016 05:25
 

I. I am Mammon, thy God.

II. Thou shalt bring no worthless currencies before me.

III. Do not take Greed’s name in vain.

IV. Remember the Sabbath and keep it holy.  For in 666 days, the Lord madest the Jews; and then the Earth, the sea, and all that is below them.  Wherefore the Lord blessed the Sabbath day, and hallowed the Jews.

V. Honour thy money and thy wealth.

VI. Thou shalt not share.

VII. Thou shalt not commit charity.

VIII. Thou shalt not feel.

IX. Thou shalt not bear market against thy neighbour’s wealth.

X. Thou shalt covet thy neighbour’s wealth.


This is the word of your Lord, Mammon; and what I have spake, I command you—adding nothing to it nor taking anything away.  This is the one, true word—immaculate in rectitude and righteousness.  Ahhhh… money.

[ Edited: 30 October 2016 19:20 by TroliusMaximus]
 
GAD
 
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30 October 2016 10:55
 

May profit be upon you.

 
 
Dennis Campbell
 
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30 October 2016 11:28
 
GAD - 30 October 2016 10:55 AM

May profit be upon you.

And taxed

 
 
TroliusMaximus
 
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30 October 2016 15:29
 
Dennis Campbell - 30 October 2016 11:28 AM
GAD - 30 October 2016 10:55 AM

May profit be upon you.

And taxed

INFIDEL!!
—Donald Jihad Drumpf

 
Dennis Campbell
 
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30 October 2016 17:02
 
TroliusMaximus - 30 October 2016 03:29 PM
Dennis Campbell - 30 October 2016 11:28 AM
GAD - 30 October 2016 10:55 AM

May profit be upon you.

And taxed

INFIDEL!!
—Donald Jihad Drumpf

Nice one.