Time for some fun ... What are your favourite movie one-liners?

I love old movies, so will start it off with a classic:

“Fasten your seatbelts, it’s going to be a bumpy night.”
Bette Davis in “All About Eve” (1950)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPPJdOGshUM

Pretty good stuff…

“I feel like I’m financially inside of you” followed by “I’m jacked to the tits.”
https://youtu.be/9k_fgJkcSr4

“You can leave,” but really the entire scene. My bad, I know you asked for one liners.
https://youtu.be/5srYR6oGJ_k

I’ll get you, my pretty. . . and your little dog, too!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PW_02k7LRMo

“It’s only after we’ve lost everything that we’re free to do anything.”  Fight Club

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvtUrjfnSnA

Jan_CAN - 28 January 2017 09:03 PM

Time for some fun ... What are your favourite movie one-liners?

I love old movies, so will start it off with a classic:

“Fasten your seatbelts, it’s going to be a bumpy night.”
Bette Davis in “All About Eve” (1950)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPPJdOGshUM

That might have been real booze hahaha

Good ones all. 

Jb:  We can do both – favourite one-liners and favourite scenes.

“I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship…”  Casablanca (1942)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMOBxjIvLBE

“It’s a fairytale fucking town, isn’t it?”  In Bruges (2008)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wp50aAVNc-U

A Man’s Got to Know his Limitations

I say puke. If you hurl and she comes back, she’s yours. If you blow chunks and she bolts, then it was never meant to be.
Wayne’s World.

“Hey, where the white women at?”, Blazing Saddles - https://youtu.be/493pL_Vbtnc

Anything Rodney Dangerfield said in “Caddy Shack”.

“We’re on a mission from God.”, “Blues Brothers”  - https://youtu.be/MKZSqd5Y8nA

“Otto, don’t go.  What about our relationship?”, “Repo Man” - https://youtu.be/WZUtI3oHqkQ

“His God is God”  Yul Brenner as the pharaoh Ramses in the movie The Ten Commandments.

MARTIN_UK - 29 January 2017 09:10 AM

I say puke. If you hurl and she comes back, she’s yours. If you blow chunks and she bolts, then it was never meant to be.
Wayne’s World.

This would be my second best quote.

jdrnd - 29 January 2017 06:10 PM

MARTIN_UK - 29 January 2017 09:10 AM

I say puke. If you hurl and she comes back, she’s yours. If you blow chunks and she bolts, then it was never meant to be.
Wayne’s World.

This would be my second best quote.

Wise words…

No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!

Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.

I’m shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!

The stuff that dreams are made of.

Forget it Jake, it’s Chinatown

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

what knockers!

It’s got electrolytes

Also from Repo Man...

“The two hemispheres are fundamentally opposed.”

From “Pulp Fiction”:  “Well I’m a mushroom cloud laying mother fucker, mother fucker!  Every time my fingers touch brain I’m Super Fly TNT!  I’m the Guns of the Naverone!”