The U.S. - North Korean Crisis Part II

 
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An In-depth analysis.

Chapter Two: The Insults Get Personal

Alpha Primate One:
(Pounding his chest.)
“Destroy North Korea! Rocket man on suicide mission! Destroy North Korea!
Ooo. Oooooooo. Oooooooooooooeeeeee!

Alpha Primate Two:
(Pounding his chest.)
“Mentally deranged U. S. dotard! Tame with fire! Tame with fire!
Eee! Eeeeeeeee! Eeeeeeeeeeeee!

Stay tuned for Chapter Three: The Feces Go Splat

[ Edited: 22 September 2017 09:58 by Cheshire Cat]
 
 
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22 September 2017 11:03
 
Cheshire Cat - 22 September 2017 09:55 AM

An In-depth analysis.

Chapter Two: The Insults Get Personal

Alpha Primate One:
(Pounding his chest.)
“Destroy North Korea! Rocket man on suicide mission! Destroy North Korea!
Ooo. Oooooooo. Oooooooooooooeeeeee!

Alpha Primate Two:
(Pounding his chest.)
“Mentally deranged U. S. dotard! Tame with fire! Tame with fire!
Eee! Eeeeeeeee! Eeeeeeeeeeeee!

Stay tuned for Chapter Three: The Feces Go Splat

Posted: 22 September 2017 10:36 (Posted in topic ‘ROCKET MAN’ in the Dump Trump category)

Back to the playground where it’s Rocket Man circling Frightened Dog aka The Dotard.  https://www.aol.com/article/news/2017/09/22/kim-jong-un-calls-president-trump-a-frightened-dog-and-dotard/23219023/

A crowd of kids surround them.  One of them shouts, “Giant Gold Goliath!”  https://www.aol.com/article/news/2017/09/22/zimbabwes-president-mugabe-says-trump-is-a-giant-gold-goliath/23219375/

“. . . you do the math -  the Ohio-class boats may be the most destructive weapon system created by humankind. Each of the 170-meter-long vessels can carry twenty-four Trident II submarine-launched ballistic missiles (SLBMs) which can be fired from underwater to strike at targets more than seven thousand miles away depending on the load.

As a Trident II reenters the atmosphere at speeds of up to Mach 24, it splits into up to eight independent reentry vehicles, each with a 100- or 475-kiloton nuclear warhead. In short, a full salvo from an Ohio-class submarine—which can be launched in less than one minute—could unleash up to 192 nuclear warheads to wipe twenty-four cities off the map. This is a nightmarish weapon of the apocalypse.”

 
 
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“. . . you do the math -  the Ohio-class boats may be the most destructive weapon system created by humankind. Each of the 170-meter-long vessels can carry twenty-four Trident II submarine-launched ballistic missiles (SLBMs) which can be fired from underwater to strike at targets more than seven thousand miles away depending on the load.

As a Trident II reenters the atmosphere at speeds of up to Mach 24, it splits into up to eight independent reentry vehicles, each with a 100- or 475-kiloton nuclear warhead. In short, a full salvo from an Ohio-class submarine—which can be launched in less than one minute—could unleash up to 192 nuclear warheads to wipe twenty-four cities off the map. This is a nightmarish weapon of the apocalypse.”

So, Trump might be contemplating a nuclear first strike using Trident II missiles launched from submarines?

I wouldn’t put it past him. Maybe he gets constipated one morning and is sitting on the toilet at 3 am, then, in a fit of picque at Kim Jong-un’s latest comment, takes out the “biscuit” and launches a nuclear attack.

Surprise!

http://tinyurl.com/jcqmg7y

 
 
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There is no “crisis” here… other than the one afflicting the U.S. political system.  Kim’s dug-in like an Alabama tick, and no amount of bug spray will coax him from the cosy abode his family have been nestled in for half-a-century.  The horse bolted on this line of argument, decades ago.

North Korea are China’s bulwark and proxies — and given the time has come for the latter party must be brought back into line with chaos capitalistic precepts — NK are the vanguard for this ‘market correction’ — playing Lonshank’s “Irish”, if you will.

(NB: China are not a consumer culture — they’re frugal gamblers… as oxymoronically as that may read.  This is not a culture compatible with chaos capitalism or the infinite growth model of Ponzi economics, that the Zionists who installed the Yale-trained (Yali School) Mao Tse-tung, mistakenly envisaged it would be.  Much less, would the chinois’ uppity Oriental hegemonic aspirations, be tolerated under such dissonant conditions.  Cue: “North Korea crisis”.)

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Dumaya - 23 September 2017 07:53 PM

There is no “crisis” here… other than the one afflicting the U.S. political system.  Kim’s dug-in like an Alabama tick, and no amount of bug spray will coax him from the cosy abode his family have been nestled in for half-a-century.  The horse bolted on this line of argument, decades ago.

North Korea are China’s bulwark and proxies — and given the time has come for the latter party must be brought back into line with chaos capitalistic precepts — NK are the vanguard for this ‘market correction’ — playing Lonshank’s “Irish”, if you will.

(NB: China are not a consumer culture — they’re frugal gamblers… as oxymoronically as that may read.  This is not a culture compatible with chaos capitalism or the infinite growth model of Ponzi economics, that the Zionists who installed the Yale-trained (Yali School) Mao Tse-tung, mistakenly envisaged it would be.  Much less, would the chinois’ uppity Oriental hegemonic aspirations, be tolerated under such dissonant conditions.  Cue: “North Korea crisis”.)

Could you translate this into one coherent sentence – one clear, obvious statement?

 
 
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Cheshire Cat - 22 September 2017 09:55 AM

An In-depth analysis.

Chapter Two: The Insults Get Personal

Alpha Primate One:
(Pounding his chest.)
“Destroy North Korea! Rocket man on suicide mission! Destroy North Korea!
Ooo. Oooooooo. Oooooooooooooeeeeee!

Alpha Primate Two:
(Pounding his chest.)
“Mentally deranged U. S. dotard! Tame with fire! Tame with fire!
Eee! Eeeeeeeee! Eeeeeeeeeeeee!

Stay tuned for Chapter Three: The Feces Go Splat

Some ideas for Chapter Three from Steve Coll, New Yorker staff writer (Oct 2 issue).  Professional wrestlers in costume, brandishing real loaded pistols since the sport has to keep upping the ante in order to stay on the front page and detract from the Russian investigation etc.  Wait, those aren’t pistols, they’re nukes!

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2017/10/02/the-madman-theory-of-north-korea?mbid=nl_170925_Monday&CNDID=22703678&spMailingID=12001896&spUserID=MTMzMTc5ODQyMDEwS0&spJobID=1242187955&spReportId=MTI0MjE4Nzk1NQS2

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unsmoked - 26 September 2017 11:12 AM
Cheshire Cat - 22 September 2017 09:55 AM

An In-depth analysis.

Chapter Two: The Insults Get Personal

Alpha Primate One:
(Pounding his chest.)
“Destroy North Korea! Rocket man on suicide mission! Destroy North Korea!
Ooo. Oooooooo. Oooooooooooooeeeeee!

Alpha Primate Two:
(Pounding his chest.)
“Mentally deranged U. S. dotard! Tame with fire! Tame with fire!
Eee! Eeeeeeeee! Eeeeeeeeeeeee!

Stay tuned for Chapter Three: The Feces Go Splat

Some ideas for Chapter Three from Steve Coll, New Yorker staff writer (Oct 2 issue).  Professional wrestlers in costume, brandishing real loaded pistols since the sport has to keep upping the ante in order to stay on the front page and detract from the Russian investigation etc.  Wait, those aren’t pistols, they’re nukes!

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2017/10/02/the-madman-theory-of-north-korea?mbid=nl_170925_Monday&CNDID=22703678&spMailingID=12001896&spUserID=MTMzMTc5ODQyMDEwS0&spJobID=1242187955&spReportId=MTI0MjE4Nzk1NQS2

I like your idea.

Here’s mine:

Trump could dress up in a wrestling costume and have an actor who looks like Kim Jong-un get into the wrestling ring with him. After a few turns circling each other, Trump pounces on Jong-un and gets him into a head lock. Then, with some CGI effects, Trump could tear the head off of the fake Kim Jong-un, (with fountains of blood spurting from the neck), then throw his head into the audience.

The audience could chant “USA!” “USA!”“USA!” as they toss Kim’s head around the stadium. Maybe Ted Nugent could play “Cat Scratch Fever” or something else appropriate.

It would make all of us proud to be Americans.