How handsome am I?

 
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09 May 2018 14:05
 

So handsome.

Sometimes when I’m walking down the street, I try to give people a little heads up that they’re about to feel some electricity through their body. I’m mindful of trying to avoid dishing out accidental eye contact orgasms.

 
 
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09 May 2018 14:43
 

Can we get some testimonials from 3rd parties who have had this experience?  Can we get your Yelp ratings?

 
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09 May 2018 14:47
 

Word on the street is…The Doc nicknamed his penis “Guilty.”  That’s why he frequently tests his conscience.  So he can excuse himself from the room and feel “Guilty” for awhile.

 
 
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09 May 2018 18:48
 

It must be hard feeling “Guilty” for long - hard to keep that up, that is.

 
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10 May 2018 08:35
 

I sometimes stare into the mirror for hours at a time.

 
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10 May 2018 10:04
 
Brick Bungalow - 10 May 2018 08:35 AM

I sometimes stare into the mirror for hours at a time.

Mirrors are simply fantastic inventions.

 
 
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10 May 2018 10:07
 
LadyJane - 09 May 2018 02:47 PM

Word on the street is…The Doc nicknamed his penis “Guilty.”  That’s why he frequently tests his conscience.  So he can excuse himself from the room and feel “Guilty” for awhile.

Dr. Fred Guilty MD, Genitalia Unit.

 
 
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10 May 2018 14:41
 

I’m guessing that you might actually be handsome.  Because you are funny.  And funny is attractive.

 
 
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10 May 2018 14:55
 

You’re so handsome…

Patients pay you out of pocket so you will undress and they can examine you.