And the Lord said to John. . .

 
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20 November 2018 14:24
 

And the Lord said to John, “Come forth and you shall receive everlasting life.”  But John came fifth and got a toaster instead.

 
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20 November 2018 14:48
 

When Johnny was little, he used to pray every night for a pet donkey ... until he realized the Lord doesn’t work that way.  So he stole one and asked the Lord to forgive him instead.

 
 
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20 November 2018 14:56
 

I guess these things happen when you put Johnny on the Spot.