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27 May 2019 09:23
 

Fortunately, an obscenity-laced slam from Mario can be interpreted favorably in the sense that, considering his wildly superstitious ideation, it’s much better to be insulted by him than commended.

 
 
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10 June 2019 16:16
 
Jan_CAN - 27 May 2019 06:55 AM
LadyJane - 26 May 2019 06:22 PM

The Jar Monkey has killed more wildlife than Trump spawn.

St. Francis of Deceasee.

And this particular monkey appears to have developed a disdain for Canadians ... or is it just Canadian women.

Personally, I’m crushed.  What to do when the only person who is truly alive and knows all truths offers such profound criticisms?  Should I defect, join a nunnery?  It’s clear now that I need to reassess my entire existence.

Place two fingers on inside arm just below the wrist and base of thumb (radial artery). If you feel a pulse, you’re fully alive as well, even if you’re Canadian ; )

 

 

 
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10 June 2019 16:21
 
nonverbal - 27 May 2019 09:23 AM

Fortunately, an obscenity-laced slam from Mario can be interpreted favorably in the sense that, considering his wildly superstitious ideation, it’s much better to be insulted by him than commended.

Yup, in the same vein you wouldn’t want to be highly thought of by a wacky street-corner preacher.

 
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10 June 2019 16:49
 
proximacentauri - 10 June 2019 04:16 PM
Jan_CAN - 27 May 2019 06:55 AM
LadyJane - 26 May 2019 06:22 PM

The Jar Monkey has killed more wildlife than Trump spawn.

St. Francis of Deceasee.

And this particular monkey appears to have developed a disdain for Canadians ... or is it just Canadian women.

Personally, I’m crushed.  What to do when the only person who is truly alive and knows all truths offers such profound criticisms?  Should I defect, join a nunnery?  It’s clear now that I need to reassess my entire existence.

Place two fingers on inside arm just below the wrist and base of thumb (radial artery). If you feel a pulse, you’re fully alive as well, even if you’re Canadian ; )

Haha ... just checked – it appears that I am, in fact, fully alive.  And I expect my pulse will be even stronger in a couple of hours when the Raptors-Warriors game starts.  wink

 

 
 
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10 June 2019 18:35
 
Jan_CAN - 10 June 2019 04:49 PM
proximacentauri - 10 June 2019 04:16 PM
Jan_CAN - 27 May 2019 06:55 AM
LadyJane - 26 May 2019 06:22 PM

The Jar Monkey has killed more wildlife than Trump spawn.

St. Francis of Deceasee.

And this particular monkey appears to have developed a disdain for Canadians ... or is it just Canadian women.

Personally, I’m crushed.  What to do when the only person who is truly alive and knows all truths offers such profound criticisms?  Should I defect, join a nunnery?  It’s clear now that I need to reassess my entire existence.

Place two fingers on inside arm just below the wrist and base of thumb (radial artery). If you feel a pulse, you’re fully alive as well, even if you’re Canadian ; )

Haha ... just checked – it appears that I am, in fact, fully alive.  And I expect my pulse will be even stronger in a couple of hours when the Raptors-Warriors game starts.  wink

Yeah you won’t even need to check your wrist. You’ll feel your heart thumping in your chest, especially if it’s a tight game big surprise

Good luck tonight!

 
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14 June 2019 06:28
 

I was gonna make a Cocoon joke, on account’a how many olds post at this forum, until I realized that the folks in that story were happy and active.

So I came up with another plan.

Starting Monday I will be selling those nets you put around your balls to keep your nutsack from dunking in the water whenever you go to the toilet.

It’s a thing.  Google it.

Buy a pack of ten and get a free pair of reading glasses.  For a limited time only.

 
 
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08 September 2019 07:42
 

I think it’s time for a Grand Re-Opening…

 
 
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25 November 2019 06:32
 

There’s nothing wrong with ridiculing people for overreacting to every little thing that scratches their overly sensitive and touchy little nerves.  Especially when they expect everyone around them to wring their hands over the same things as much as they do.  Of course that’s easy to criticize.  Acting like a sucky baby is acting like a sucky baby and acting like a sucky baby is deserving of ridicule.

Glance around the room you’re in from time to time.  Pay close attention to the audience in order to establish if the things you find offensive are even present in yer midst.  Make sure it’s not actually a respite from that sort of thing.  For those with thicker skin.  Otherwise it may look as though you’re the one wringing their hands.  Shivering in a blizzard when there’s not a snowflake to be found.

Which makes you the sucky baby.

 
 
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25 November 2019 10:31
 
LadyJane - 14 June 2019 06:28 AM

I was gonna make a Cocoon joke, on account’a how many olds post at this forum, until I realized that the folks in that story were happy and active.

So I came up with another plan.

Starting Monday I will be selling those nets you put around your balls to keep your nutsack from dunking in the water whenever you go to the toilet.

It’s a thing.  Google it.

Buy a pack of ten and get a free pair of reading glasses.  For a limited time only.

Could couple this with Le Funnel, a paper device that women can use to pee standing up in public toilets so they won’t have to risk catching some sort of disease from the toilet seat.

 
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25 November 2019 11:05
 

Ha ha!  The “Shewee” of all things.  You can probably charge more for the one with the fancy French name.

 
 
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