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State of the Union Relocation Suggestions

 
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22 January 2019 12:45
 

Trump has a problem. He may not be able to give his State of the Union address from the floor of House Chamber on the 29th, because House Speaker Nancy Pelosi might not allow it.

Trump could, instead, give a written statement, but that’s not his style. No, Trump likes to be in the spotlight; he relishes the television cameras; he loves to perform. It’s through the medium of television that he can best address the people of most importance to him — the only ones that matter — his base.

So Trump may need to find another location with which to address his adoring fans.

The purpose of this thread is to help give president Trump a solution to his dilemma.

Where should he go to give his State of the Union address if he can’t speak before Congress?

 
 
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22 January 2019 12:57
 

Super Bowl Halftime - obviously.
But he won’t do it since he can’t afford the cost paying for the slot.

 
 
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22 January 2019 13:38
 

One of his golf courses.

 
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22 January 2019 13:55
 
Twissel - 22 January 2019 12:57 PM

Super Bowl Halftime - obviously.
But he won’t do it since he can’t afford the cost paying for the slot.

Wow, great idea! And so fitting for the level of dignity with which Trump carries out the office of the presidency.

Perhaps the problem of cost could be covered by some of his corporate CEO supporters? Maybe Trump’s suit could have corporate logos sewn onto it, similar to the ones that adorn the jackets of NASCAR drivers. I’m sure oil companies and gun manufacturers would be falling all over themselves to sponsor the president’s State of the Union address during the Super Bowl, knowing that their logos would be proudly worn by Trump himself.

 
 
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22 January 2019 14:03
 
EN - 22 January 2019 01:38 PM

One of his golf courses.

I’m not sure about this one, EN.

There’s always the possibility of a stray golf ball bouncing off the president’s head. We wouldn’t want that to happen, would we?

This location could pose a threat to national security.

[ Edited: 22 January 2019 18:53 by Cheshire Cat]
 
 
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22 January 2019 14:12
 

Leavenworth.

 
 
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22 January 2019 15:06
 
LadyJane - 22 January 2019 02:12 PM

Leavenworth.

Winner. There’s a wall that would truly make America safe again.

 
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22 January 2019 15:56
 

The Lincoln Memorial steps…with the Hebrew Israelites yelling slurs, teens in MAGA hats singing their school fight songs, and an elderly Omaha man beating his drum and chanting.

 
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22 January 2019 15:58
 

Hmmmm. The set of The Apprentice… the Kremlin… no, too obvious. An all-tweet address? As CGI inserted into archival footage of the Dream Speech… no, a Nuremberg rally. Still to obvious. I got it… Lego Congress.

 
 
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22 January 2019 16:13
 
Cheshire Cat - 22 January 2019 01:55 PM
Twissel - 22 January 2019 12:57 PM

Super Bowl Halftime - obviously.
But he won’t do it since he can’t afford the cost paying for the slot.

Wow, great idea! And so fitting for the level of dignity with which Trump carries out the office of the presidency.

Perhaps the problem of cost could be covered by some of his corporate CEO supporters? Maybe Trump’s suit could have corporate logos sewn onto it, similar to the ones that adorn the jackets of NASCAR drivers. I’m sure oil companies and gun manufacturers would be falling all over themselves to sponsor the president’s State of the Union address during the Super Bowl, knowing that their logos would be proudly worn by Trump himself.

Don’t ruin the Super Bowl!

 
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22 January 2019 16:54
 

Antarctica – it would add a ‘til hell freezes over’ dimension to his speech.

 
 
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22 January 2019 18:22
 

OMG, I love the Lego Congress idea!  When Trump finishes, all the little peeps would break into a rendition of “Everything is Awesome!”

 
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22 January 2019 21:40
 

Sure. During the speech, like that Pink Floyd concert, the republicans slowly build a wall around the dais. Near the end, Lego Gilmour plays a lead from the top of the pile.

[ Edited: 23 January 2019 00:02 by Nhoj Morley]
 
 
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23 January 2019 15:32
 
Nhoj Morley - 22 January 2019 09:40 PM

Sure. During the speech, like that Pink Floyd concert, the republicans slowly build a wall around the dais. Near the end, Lego Gilmour plays a lead from the top of the pile.

Yes, as the republicans chant:

Build Up the Wall!
Build Up the Wall!
Build Up the Wall!

 
 
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24 January 2019 12:31
 

A biker rally in Death Valley?  Something with pizazz to take our mind off things like global warming and foxes in the hen houses.

[ Edited: 24 January 2019 12:36 by unsmoked]
 
 
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24 January 2019 13:01
 

How about the bathroom in his Trump Tower home, the one with the gold throne where he could sit while speaking?

 
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