Illustrated Supernatural Tales for Adults

 
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The Big Book of Illustrated Supernatural Tales for Adults

1.  Girl made pregnant by God gives birth to supernatural child . . . .  https://www.pinterest.com/gusac/the-birth-of-jesus-christ/

2.  A dead supernatural man comes back to life . . .  https://www.jesus-story.net/resurrection/

3.  A supernatural man walks on water . . .  https://www.pinterest.com/ellenbounds92/jesus-walked-on-water/

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X) a talking donkey ruins it for everyone.

Y) avatar curses fruit in pique of childishness

 
 
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6. 500 year old man fearing rain builds gigantic boat!
7. Man lives inside whale for 3 days!
8. Man turns water into wine!
9. Amazing discovery - stars were created AFTER light!

 
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MrRon - 08 May 2019 05:51 AM

6. 500 year old man fearing rain builds gigantic boat!
7. Man lives inside whale for 3 days!
8. Man turns water into wine!
9. Amazing discovery - stars were created AFTER light!

10.  Supernatural Man exorcises man, sending the man’s demons into a herd of pigs who stampede over a cliff and drown in a lake. https://www.pinterest.com/pin/361976888776298859

(footnote:  Since Jewish people did not eat pork, these pigs were apparently being raised for sale to the Roman garrison.  Further, the lake being badly polluted by all the rotting carcasses of pigs, fish were unfit for consumption and the soldiers’ diet became severely limited.  Naturally they wanted to know who caused their larder to be reduced to bread and pickles.)

https://www.allaboutjesuschrist.org/jesus-casts-out-demons-and-turns-them-to-pigs-faq.htm 

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Jefe - 07 May 2019 08:46 PM

X) a talking donkey ruins it for everyone.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balaam#/media/File:Gustav_Jaeger_Bileam_Engel.jpg

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Numbers+22:21-39&version=NIV

In fact, the donkey had more to say than is recorded in the Illustrated Supernatural Tales for Adults.  His comments on Balaam’s weight gain were not included in the final edition.

 
 
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11. Man flies to moon on a horse!

flying horse

 
 
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Lot’s wife is turned into a pillar of salt - Genesis 19

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVC79mWi3pM

Boston - ‘Don’t Look Back!’  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HuiH-0R6a0

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MrRon - 08 May 2019 05:51 AM

6. 500 year old man fearing rain builds gigantic boat!
7. Man lives inside whale for 3 days!
8. Man turns water into wine!
9. Amazing discovery - stars were created AFTER light!

Not to be outdone by Jesus, God turns water into wine in California.  https://www.dreamstime.com/stock-photo-clouds-vines-vineyard-view-rainy-golden-sunrise-california-winery-region-napa-sonoma-image86707010