New memo from Trump:- Staff appointments
Trump to Stephen Miller.
DJT:- Take this down:- I want you to get me some new people only the best.
Steven Miller :-we are running out of the best people. most are either in jail or heading that way
DJT:- I know there stupid but I think some people are starting to suspect my current administration, so I want you to round up every vicious criminal and gunslinger in the West.
DJT:- Take this down.
I want rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, bounty hunters…
desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, half-wits, dimwits…
vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits.
Get down to the southern boarder and do some recruiting..
muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers…
horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass kickers…
shit kickers , Methodists, evangelists and scientologists
and anyone without a gist!
I want shysters, mysters, swindlers, tricksters, sodbusters,
Hucksters, gangsters, Molesters, keisters, mobsters
No wait, is the Republican congress still in town? Give them a call.
I want impostors, pretenders, masqueraders, hoodwinkers, hoaxers, cheaters, deceivers, dissemblers, double-dealers, double-crossers, cheaters, fraudsters, racketeers; hustlers, flimflammers, chisellers;
Vet them all, I want snivelling cowards that are more interested in the prestige of WH credentials than integrity and the commitment to the people they serve.
I want an new banner above the WH door:- “Abandon all hope ye who enter”
I want a new WH Chaplin get me Dr Robert Jeffress
Get me some more ass kissers there’s a few of the current ones with chapped lips.
Get me a new 2020 campaign manager – David Miscavige, yeah he’s my kinda guy.
There is still the faintest smell of integrity wafting around the WH, must be from the last administration and I don’t like it. Get me some wind breakers and feed them on beans that orta do it.
Steven Miller:- Could you repeat that, sir?
DJT:- Where’s everybody going?
DJT:- Don’t waste any pardons one the Old staff, “Your fired” Ha Ha.
I love pardons, Keep your mouth shut and I’ll pardon you, after they are sentenced everyone will believe they are just composing to get out of Jail. Reality TV master tactician, that me!