The Cardinal. Moves diagonally towards unsupervised children.
The Drama Queen. Projects hysterical tantrums in all directions.
The Berder King.
The Cardinal. Moves diagonally towards unsupervised children.
The Drama Queen. Projects hysterical tantrums in all directions.
The Berder King.
The Fall Guy. Moves backwards off the board and ends up on Dancing with the Stars.
https://time.com/5088900/sean-spicer-screwed-up-inauguration-hitler/
https://fineartamerica.com/featured/three-chess-pieces-are-seen-on-a-chess-board-roz-chast.html
The Brown-Noser. Follows right behind the King, but is about half the height.
The Watchdog. Snarls at its own Rooks and wags tail as enemy Knights make deals with King. (also barks at its own shadow during prayer breakfast)