The Complete Circle of Death

 
Nhoj Morley
 
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04 November 2019 00:34
 

Killing the Bag-Daddy must have satisfied a long-pending grudge for trump. He followed it with a long weirdly entertaining speech. Obama made a normally entertaining speech before killing Bin Laden reportedly while the troops were en route. That was when this long nightmare started. Without that speech, things would have been different.

Obama was doing the traditional twenty minutes of Presidential stand-up comedy at the White House Correspondents Dinner. Citizen trump was attending. Obama delivered a memorable dressing down wondering how trump sleeps at night worrying about the big issues like whether to fire Meatloaf. The laughter was raucous as trump sat with his face frozen. That night, President Obama took trump’s man-pants away.

All this chaos is due to one man determined to regain his pants.

Impeached or not, eventually trump will make his farewell address. I bet he will mention the night he was taunted live on C-SPAN and how he went home and burned the suit he was wearing.

We will be insulted for the lameness of our gratitude. Then he will tell us that we can all burn with those pants. He’ll look back from the top of the helicopter steps and give us the finger.

 
 
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04 November 2019 00:54
 

I don’t se Trump ever giving a farewell address: he will always do an “I’ll be back”.

 
 
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04 November 2019 02:12
 

It is inevitable. Even if it’s at the end of his fifth term with his brain transplanted into a robot.

 
 
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04 November 2019 05:59
 

Maybe he had to return his clown pants to the costume shop.  Strange choice keeping the shoes.

 
 
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04 November 2019 10:42
 
Nhoj Morley - 04 November 2019 12:34 AM

All this chaos is due to one man determined to regain his pants.

This is going to help me sleep better tonight.

 
 
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04 November 2019 15:43
 
Nhoj Morley - 04 November 2019 12:34 AM

Killing the Bag-Daddy must have satisfied a long-pending grudge for trump. He followed it with a long weirdly entertaining speech. Obama made a normally entertaining speech before killing Bin Laden reportedly while the troops were en route. That was when this long nightmare started. Without that speech, things would have been different.

Obama was doing the traditional twenty minutes of Presidential stand-up comedy at the White House Correspondents Dinner. Citizen trump was attending. Obama delivered a memorable dressing down wondering how trump sleeps at night worrying about the big issues like whether to fire Meatloaf. The laughter was raucous as trump sat with his face frozen. That night, President Obama took trump’s man-pants away.

All this chaos is due to one man determined to regain his pants.

Impeached or not, eventually trump will make his farewell address. I bet he will mention the night he was taunted live on C-SPAN and how he went home and burned the suit he was wearing.

We will be insulted for the lameness of our gratitude. Then he will tell us that we can all burn with those pants. He’ll look back from the top of the helicopter steps and give us the finger.

HAHA!

 
 
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05 November 2019 02:22
 

On the advice of his personal attorney, trump has ordered that the basement of the Capitol building be loaded with explosives. Just kidding.

Please… don’t tell the pezident about Guy Fawkes Day. Shhhhh!

 
 
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05 November 2019 13:38
 

Yes, I can see it now…

Trump is the first president ever to be impeached and removed from office.

The world watches live, as Trump’s presidency is about to end. We study his every movement as he slowly approaches the helicopter which will take him away in disgrace.

With a scowl on his orange face, his gauze-like hair waving in the wind like the snakes on the head of Medusa, he climbs the steps of the helicopter, pauses at the last step, then turns to face the crowd.

There is absolute silence.

With a growing smile, he faces the assembly of government officials and news media.

He raises his right arm and extends his middle finger. His sardonic smile is triumphant.

With his left hand buried inside his suit coat pocket, he secretly presses the button of an electronic device.

A blinding flash of light appears, followed by a deafening blast and a shockwave which throws the crowd to the ground.

One thing is certain: Trump certainly knows how to make an exit.

[ Edited: 05 November 2019 13:41 by Cheshire Cat]
 
 
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08 November 2019 10:46
 

This Thanksgiving, the pezident will be ceremonially pardoning a large, bald and awkward-looking turkey named Rudy. The future is dark when your best option is to be tarred and feathered.

Gag courtesy of Ian Bremmer.