Conspiracy time part deux

 
DEGENERATEON
 
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27 January 2020 13:59
 

Here’s a timeline of the events:

-Donald Trump is elected
-A new “trade war” with China begins
-China’s economy struggles while the US stock market makes large gains
-China doesn’t want to concede to the US demands of the trade deal, focusing on waiting until another president is elected
-With the US economy doing so well, Trump’s chance at reelection is high
-A strange new virus is discovered in China, there is evidence that the situation was handled poorly and initially covered up
-Global stock markets are declining as fears of the virus spread and cases are verified in several countries
-President Xi lights a cigar in his motorized chair and turns to view the Bejing skyline

 
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27 January 2020 14:38
 

My conspiracy would be:

“We have to postpone the 2020 election because of the risk of spreading the virus at the polling stations. Let’s try again in 2022.”

 
 
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27 January 2020 18:28
 
DEGENERATEON - 27 January 2020 01:59 PM

Here’s a timeline of the events:

-Donald Trump is elected
-A new “trade war” with China begins
-China’s economy struggles while the US stock market makes large gains
-China doesn’t want to concede to the US demands of the trade deal, focusing on waiting until another president is elected
-With the US economy doing so well, Trump’s chance at reelection is high
-A strange new virus is discovered in China, there is evidence that the situation was handled poorly and initially covered up
-Global stock markets are declining as fears of the virus spread and cases are verified in several countries
-President Xi lights a cigar in his motorized chair and turns to view the Bejing skyline

Don’t forget that the city of Wuhan, the epicenter of the outbreak, is home to China’s newest infectious diseases laboratory.

But wait! Think of the possibilities! Maybe Trump realized that the stock market was due for a correction and would rather see it happen now than just before the election. He sent CIA operatives to Wuhan to spread the deadly virus, thereby precipitating the correction. By the time of the election, the US under Trump’s leadership (having created the virus in the first place) will have begun distributing the vaccine. The market rebounds. Trump gets all the credit! He’s reelected in a landslide after Bernie, the Democrats’ nominee, succumbs to the virus and they run Hillary in his place. Furious Bernie Bros blame the DNC for infecting Bernie, take to the streets with assault rifles and make Trump President for Life. Sporting an orange toothbrush mustache, he puts all the Mexicans and Muslims into concentration camps and declares war against Canada, citing Manifest Destiny. Etc.

 
 
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27 January 2020 21:06
 
Antisocialdarwinist - 27 January 2020 06:28 PM
DEGENERATEON - 27 January 2020 01:59 PM

Here’s a timeline of the events:

-Donald Trump is elected
-A new “trade war” with China begins
-China’s economy struggles while the US stock market makes large gains
-China doesn’t want to concede to the US demands of the trade deal, focusing on waiting until another president is elected
-With the US economy doing so well, Trump’s chance at reelection is high
-A strange new virus is discovered in China, there is evidence that the situation was handled poorly and initially covered up
-Global stock markets are declining as fears of the virus spread and cases are verified in several countries
-President Xi lights a cigar in his motorized chair and turns to view the Bejing skyline

Don’t forget that the city of Wuhan, the epicenter of the outbreak, is home to China’s newest infectious diseases laboratory.

But wait! Think of the possibilities! Maybe Trump realized that the stock market was due for a correction and would rather see it happen now than just before the election. He sent CIA operatives to Wuhan to spread the deadly virus, thereby precipitating the correction. By the time of the election, the US under Trump’s leadership (having created the virus in the first place) will have begun distributing the vaccine. The market rebounds. Trump gets all the credit! He’s reelected in a landslide after Bernie, the Democrats’ nominee, succumbs to the virus and they run Hillary in his place. Furious Bernie Bros blame the DNC for infecting Bernie, take to the streets with assault rifles and make Trump President for Life. Sporting an orange toothbrush mustache, he puts all the Mexicans and Muslims into concentration camps and declares war against Canada, citing Manifest Destiny. Etc.

My god, it was right in front of me and I didn’t see it.  Trump’s preemptive virus attack in the epicenter - the place most prepared for an outbreak and they can’t crack the code!  Only Trump in his unimaginable wisdom can save the world.  President for life?  No my friend, this goes beyond mortal concerns.  Emperor-God Trump will ascend into heaven after saving humanity and will be seated on the golden throne, radiating waves of peace and harmony forever and forever- amen!