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07 April 2020 10:37
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07 April 2020 12:49
 

Thanks for the highly informative video link, Burt.

I learned several worthwhile and important tips from the lovely Ilona Harker:

I found out that the powerful healing crystal Askobite (?), should never be ingested orally, but, instead, must be inserted rectally. I certainly wouldn’t want to make a major mistake like that.

I also learned that vaccines have tiny robots in them that will be activated when the 5G networks come on line. This is truly a life saver. I, for one, don’t want tiny robots running around in my circulatory system.

 
 
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07 April 2020 22:27
 

Sound advice from Ilona Harker . But never forget, there’s always time for lube.

 
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08 April 2020 00:41
 

Cocaine? Methamphetamine? MDMA?

 
 
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09 April 2020 16:46
 

Yeah, that was pretty weird.

Here’s another one: The Chinese telecom company Huawei is using 5G cell phone transmissions to spread the commie flu.

 
 
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09 April 2020 17:25
 
Antisocialdarwinist - 09 April 2020 04:46 PM

Yeah, that was pretty weird.

Here’s another one: The Chinese telecom company Huawei is using 5G cell phone transmissions to spread the commie flu.

You didn’t know that already. But even more, with Bill Gates as spokesperson the entire project is being run by Steve Jobs brain, which has been wired into a super-computer in a sub-sub-basement of the Apple headquarters.

 
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LadyJane - 10 April 2020 12:16 PM

Germs and You

https://youtu.be/c8fYSW53WsM

Another highly informative video.

It did neglect one important fact: Girls have Cooties.

 
 
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10 April 2020 13:10
 

UV light has been used to kill the little buggers for decades. The infamous diode-blue that emits from the LED’s in your house is not that far from UV on the light spectrum so, maybe it can help.

Turns out, diode blue is completely effective against the virus only if properly filtered by the pixels of your vid screen. The wisest among us know that there is only one source of the exact filtering needed. The special tinting is invisibly embedded into all q-anon videos and related material. Put your face real close to the screen for maximum de-buggery.

This is not today’s weirdness. I made it up. There may slow days ahead when imaginations run dry and this can fill in.

I heard some lads on ABN say that they had some covid in a dish and, after pinching THEIR EYELIDS, waving their hands and asking Jesus to cast out the little buggers, the dish was free of disease. They repeated this many times. It was repeatable. Some say Jesus isn’t science. What do they say now?

 
 
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LadyJane - 10 April 2020 12:16 PM

Germs and You

https://youtu.be/c8fYSW53WsM

Ha ha that was great!