Televangelist Cures Coronavirus By ‘Blowing’ It

 
MrRon
 
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09 April 2020 10:23
 

Kenneth Copeland is at it again:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKmwjWY-2Io

This is why we desperately need a vaccine. For religion.

Ron
PS: Interesting side note - this clown has a net worth of about $760 million.

 

 
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10 April 2020 03:43
 

Honesty works better…

 
 
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26 June 2020 03:53
 
PermieMan - 10 April 2020 03:43 AM

Honesty works better…

i am wondering which isolated historical incident you are basing that hope on . I cannot find any .

And if blowing on anything gets me a few million , I am certainly giving it a try .

Isn’t honesty a weak person’s way of avoiding circumstances where they might get caught and punished?

 
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26 June 2020 04:15
 
Raphael777 - 26 June 2020 03:53 AM
PermieMan - 10 April 2020 03:43 AM

Honesty works better…

i am wondering which isolated historical incident you are basing that hope on . I cannot find any .

And if blowing on anything gets me a few million , I am certainly giving it a try .

Isn’t honesty a weak person’s way of avoiding circumstances where they might get caught and punished?

Prosperity Gospel is the opposite of the teachings of Jesus.

 
 
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26 June 2020 04:55
 
Twissel - 26 June 2020 04:15 AM
Raphael777 - 26 June 2020 03:53 AM
PermieMan - 10 April 2020 03:43 AM

Honesty works better…

i am wondering which isolated historical incident you are basing that hope on . I cannot find any .

And if blowing on anything gets me a few million , I am certainly giving it a try .

Isn’t honesty a weak person’s way of avoiding circumstances where they might get caught and punished?

 

Prosperity Gospel is the opposite of the teachings of Jesus.


Is it indeed . And what further Gospel lead you to that view ?

And would you describe one as better than the other and give us your reasons for reaching that type of conclusion .

 

 
Twissel
 
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26 June 2020 06:22
 

Only followers of the Prosperity Gospel can credibly align their beliefs with support for Trump.

I’m just wondering what kind of Christian you think you are.

 
 
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02 July 2020 07:15
 
Raphael777 - 26 June 2020 04:55 AM
Twissel - 26 June 2020 04:15 AM
Raphael777 - 26 June 2020 03:53 AM
PermieMan - 10 April 2020 03:43 AM

Honesty works better…

i am wondering which isolated historical incident you are basing that hope on . I cannot find any .

And if blowing on anything gets me a few million , I am certainly giving it a try .

Isn’t honesty a weak person’s way of avoiding circumstances where they might get caught and punished?

 

Prosperity Gospel is the opposite of the teachings of Jesus.


Is it indeed . And what further Gospel lead you to that view ?

And would you describe one as better than the other and give us your reasons for reaching that type of conclusion .

 

Pure gaslighting.

 
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14 August 2020 00:58
 

What about metaphysical distancing?

If in-church worshipers create an ethereal aerosol, it could infect God. Then Jesus gets it and suspends forgiveness until next year. Heaven goes into lock-down. Guardian angels work from home. Everyone who dies has to go to hell until an omni-potent vaccine is found.

Then, a hundred Hindu gods test positive and we have a cosmic metademic to deal with. All holy books and icons have to be wrapped in tin foil. Spiritual life slows down in hopes of flattening Divine Intervention. Amazon guarantees home-delivery of communal bread and wine before transubstantiation expires.

The spiritually-ill beg others not to pray for them while God lies in an infinite-care unit. Manifestations of the Holy Spirit are treated with UV lamps. People still sneeze but handkerchiefs slowly give way to blessing-towelettes. Old habits are hard to break.