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08 August 2020 09:05
 

Kiss my ass if it’s not

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08 August 2020 09:33
 

Today, you have used the forum for a greater purpose than most of us. It gives no cause for administrative action.

 
 
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08 August 2020 10:01
 

I figured as much.  I thought we were calling you Doc ironically.  At least you come by the narcissism honestly.

 
 
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08 August 2020 10:49
 

Doesn’t bother me, I’m really a hairdresser called Wendy.

 
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08 August 2020 11:15
 
MARTIN_UK - 08 August 2020 10:49 AM

Doesn’t bother me, I’m really a hairdresser called Wendy.

I knew it!

 
 
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Nhoj Morley - 08 August 2020 09:33 AM

Today, you have used the forum for a greater purpose than most of us. It gives no cause for administrative action.

That means the world to me. Thanks, Nhoj.

 
 
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08 August 2020 11:49
 

LJ, Mart, and Jefe, I’m floored, I’m still sorry and I love you.

 
 
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LadyJane - 08 August 2020 10:01 AM

I thought we were calling you Doc ironically.


Like when your parents said they loved you.

 
 
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08 August 2020 12:11
 

“I’m a Liar.”

Well, who isn’t at one time or another?

What really upsets me is that Martin is a hairdresser named Wendy. Dude!

 
 
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Cheshire Cat - 08 August 2020 12:11 PM

“I’m a Liar.”

Well, who isn’t at one time or another?

What really upsets me is that Martin is a hairdresser named Wendy. Dude!

It’s not what you think. She’s a high fashion pubic hairstylist for the stars and they’re adding a category next year at the academy awards.

Jokes aside, I really appreciate it.

 
 
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08 August 2020 16:47
 

Lying is nothing new around here.  Like a cacophony of lies some days.  But I don’t trust people who say lying doesn’t bother them anymore than I trust a dirty liar.  Communicating honestly is the only way to establish trust.  And without trust there’s no foundation for the conversations we’re here to have.  Which is why so many travel only in circles. 

Individual lies may seem harmless enough but once that train leaves the station there’s no turning back.  The lie comes along like that unwanted bit of luggage you never intended to pack.  It was a short stint that turned into a long ride and things were never meant to go that far.  To the point the little nugget needed friends to back him up.  And stop after stop begins weighing you down.

Apologies generally help the one shifting the burden to the many.  Like self serving due diligence.  But contrition is nice what with being so rare and forgiveness gives people the opportunity to feel superior.  Which they love.  Stupid people make them feel smart while fat people make them feel thin and fibbers make them scoff at that bloated Nazi in the white house.

It’s not like it’s anything that requires time in the stockades er nuthin’ and whatever therapist convinced you to come clean during a pandemic, with empathy running high and the bar of human depravity at an all time low, has got impeccable timing.  Maybe next visit you can explore why you felt the need to lie about your academic achievements…but not yer tiny penis.  Get awesome!

 
 
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LadyJane - 08 August 2020 04:47 PM

Lying is nothing new around here.  Like a cacophony of lies some days.  But I don’t trust people who say lying doesn’t bother them anymore than I trust a dirty liar.  Communicating honestly is the only way to establish trust.  And without trust there’s no foundation for the conversations we’re here to have.  Which is why so many travel only in circles. 

Individual lies may seem harmless enough but once that train leaves the station there’s no turning back.  The lie comes along like that unwanted bit of luggage you never intended to pack.  It was a short stint that turned into a long ride and things were never meant to go that far.  To the point the little nugget needed friends to back him up.  And stop after stop begins weighing you down.

Apologies generally help the one shifting the burden to the many.  Like self serving due diligence.  But contrition is nice what with being so rare and forgiveness gives people the opportunity to feel superior.  Which they love.  Stupid people make them feel smart while fat people make them feel thin and fibbers make them scoff at that bloated Nazi in the white house.

It’s not like it’s anything that requires time in the stockades er nuthin’ and whatever therapist convinced you to come clean during a pandemic, with empathy running high and the bar of human depravity at an all time low, has got impeccable timing.  Maybe next visit you can explore why you felt the need to lie about your academic achievements…but not yer tiny penis.  Get awesome!

You talk too much. Probably because you say so little. I know that you’re a moderator but do you mind leaving this thread alone?

 
 
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Jb8989 - 08 August 2020 11:49 AM

LJ, Mart, and Jefe, I’m floored, I’m still sorry and I love you.

No problem, love you too man.

Now… I’d like to talk to you about a few options style wise, maybe a coloured rinse and blow dry to start with.

 
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09 August 2020 07:56
 

Jb:

Listen, a long time ago I lied to a lot of you about having a doctorate of psychology. I don’t. I do have a clinical masters, used the be a therapist, I have a law degree yada yada, but the fact is that I lied to y’all straight up about having a Ph.d; probably in part to impress and then in part to keep honing my clinical skills

Wait, what? All you have to show for yourself is a clinical masters and a law degree???  slacker!

 
 
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09 August 2020 11:03
 
icehorse - 09 August 2020 07:56 AM

Jb:

Listen, a long time ago I lied to a lot of you about having a doctorate of psychology. I don’t. I do have a clinical masters, used the be a therapist, I have a law degree yada yada, but the fact is that I lied to y’all straight up about having a Ph.d; probably in part to impress and then in part to keep honing my clinical skills

Wait, what? All you have to show for yourself is a clinical masters and a law degree???  slacker!

I’m pretty sure it’s annoying for confessors to joke around this close to the confession, but I’m also licensed handsome.

You’re the man, Ice.

 
 
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09 August 2020 11:04
 
MARTIN_UK - 09 August 2020 06:21 AM
Jb8989 - 08 August 2020 11:49 AM

LJ, Mart, and Jefe, I’m floored, I’m still sorry and I love you.

No problem, love you too man.

Now… I’d like to talk to you about a few options style wise, maybe a coloured rinse and blow dry to start with.

I’ve been thinking about going with the Jeb Bush.

 
 
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