The Little Bummer Boy

 
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12 November 2020 10:07
 

For the holidays…

The Little Bummer Boy

‘Vote!’ he told me
ter-rump-pa-dump-dumb
A re-elected king we’ll see
ter-rump-pa-dump-dumb
Blind loyalty we’ll bring
ter-rump-pa-dump-dumb
to cloy before our king
ter-rump-pa-dump-dumb, thank-our-dumb-luck, he’s a rumpled lame duck
So to humor him
ter-rump-pa-dump-dumb
As the tally comes

In Baby Donald’s view
ter-rump-pa-dump-dumb
I am a proud boy too
ter-rump-pa-dump-dumb
I have a gun to bring
ter-rump-pa-dump-dumb
I’ll have a fit and fling
ter-rump-pa-dumb-gaffs, a looming blood-bath and a lot of bad math
Shall I plant a kiss for you
ter-rump-pa-dumb-dump
On your rump

So many nodded ‘he’s fine!’
ter-rump-pa-dump-dumb
His Fox and Friends kept time
ter-rump-pa-dump-dumb
I cast my vote for him
ter-rump-pa-dump-dumb
I risked arrest for him
ter-rump-pa-dump-dumb, to the rally we come and we’re stopping the sum
Then he winked at me
ter-rump-pa-dump-dump
And sat on his rump

 

 
 
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12 November 2020 11:32
 

That’s brilliant, Nhoj.

It deserves a wider viewing than this little back water forum.

 
 
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12 November 2020 14:02
 

Well done!

 
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12 November 2020 20:29
 

Backwater? We’re sucking vacuum.

Thanks. Maybe it could hang in the White House break room.

 
 
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14 November 2020 08:04
 

into your music studio you go Nhoj!

 
 
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14 November 2020 08:29
 

The Blind is booked with Better Bozos.

I offer it mainly for door-to-door Caroling on trash night.

 
 
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14 November 2020 10:49
 

We could have our own Guy Fawkes sort of thing here in the USA.


Henceforth…

The 1st Trash Night in November will celebrated as Ter-rump Night.

To honor this annual commemoration, folks will look around the house, find something that came at too great a price, and throw it away. Or have a neighborhood bonfire.

 
 
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14 November 2020 12:26
 

Before winter it’s nice to clear some space and take a load stuff to the trump.

 
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14 November 2020 16:27
 

Twelve Days of Listless

(As sung by real life Elf on the Shelf Jeff Sessions)

On the first day of listless poor Trump refused to see…the people had set themselves free.

On the second day of listless as Trump raged out “Why Me!” he lost another term in office and the attention of prime time teevee.  And the people had set themselves free.

On the third day of listless Trump was stunned to see…three henchmen bailing for the best chance at striking a plea.  Another term in office, attention of the prime time and the people had set themselves free.

On the fourth day of listless he wanted loyalty but found four children flailing with no sign of Tiffany.  Three henchmen bailing, no more time in office, no more spots on teevee and the people had set themselves free.

On the fifth day of listless Trump gifted Giuliani with Five Golden Showers! Four stupid kids, three henchmen, lots of free time now and the people had set themselves free.

On the sixth day of listless they sent Trump to the tees…he went searching for his balls and the white house staff behind were left pleased.  Urinating hookers, four stupid kids, three henchmen, lots of freed up time and the people had set themselves free.

On the seventh day of listless Trump folks began to see…that claims of voter fraud were just a baseless conspiracy.  Six balls a searching, Five Golden Showers! Four stupid kids, three henchmen, too much time to kill and the people had set themselves free.

On the eighth day of listless Trump still refused to see and milked the lies on twitter while quoting Sean Hannity.  Seven baseless claims, six balls a searchin,’ Five Golden Showers! Four stupid kids, three henchmen, lots of time to kill and the people had set themselves free.

On the ninth day of listless Trump thought of legal fees for all the outside counsel for being a notorious sleaze.  Eight leaky liars, seven baseless claims, six balls a searchin,’ Five Golden Showers! Four stupid kids, three henchmen, loads of time to kill and the people had set themselves free.

On the tenth day of listless Trump drifted out to sea…had an angry briefing and sailed headlong from reality.  Nine lawyers losing, eight leaky liars, seven baseless claims, six balls a searchin,’ Five Golden Showers! Four stupid kids, three henchmen, way too much spare time and the people had set themselves free.

On the eleventh day of listless Trump refused to see…the cult was worse than Pence’s fleeting form of religiosity.  Ten angry rantings, nine lawyers losing, eight leaky liars, seven baseless claims, six balls a searchin,’ Five Golden Showers! Four stupid kids, three henchmen, too much idle time and the people had set themselves free.

On the twelfth day of listless Trump was forced to see…frogmarched to the slammer and they threw away the one and only key.  Eleven religious freaks, ten angry rantings, nine losing lawyers, eight leaky liars, seven baseless claims, six balls a searchin,’ Five Golden Showers! Four stupid kids, three henchmen, too much idle time and the people were finally free.

 
 
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14 November 2020 18:18
 

That is a splendid addition to the programme.

Mart! Your turn!

 
 
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14 November 2020 20:45
 

Excellent, LJ!  Find a way to publish it.

 
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15 November 2020 19:46
 
Skipshot - 14 November 2020 08:45 PM

Excellent, LJ!  Find a way to publish it.

Hear, hear.

 
 
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19 November 2020 10:57
 
Nhoj Morley - 14 November 2020 06:18 PM

That is a splendid addition to the programme.

Mart! Your turn!

What… oh, ffs.

You know I’m a person of very few words, a bit like Forrest Gump.

I’m happy to start one off, but others must feel free to add to it if they would like to.

Jingle Bells

Jingle bells,
Trumpy smells,
Losing’s such a drag.

So, cease grabbing girls
To twist their curls,
and drawing on that Fag.

Oh, jingle bells,
Biden sells
A new and shiney dream.

But next employs
The wanky boys,
And paddles off downstream.

It’s not a prediction but it had to rhyme.