The Donald Trump TV

 
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13 November 2020 12:41
 

President Trump will soon be looking for other ways to occupy his time, besides sitting in the White House and watching cable news.

He’s floated the idea of starting his own cable network to counter the “Fake News” propagated by CNN, MSNBC, and, surprisingly, Fox News.

I think this is an excellent idea. He is a creature of television, having been the center of the reality television show, the Apprentice, for many years. And, he already has a dependable base which will gladly tune-in daily to hear Donald spout his, and their, personal grievances. It will be an anger and rage fest guaranteed to spike high ratings.

We have some far-sighted thinkers on this forum. I believe it was Unsmoked who floated the idea that Trump should start his own network, several months ago. Perhaps Trump himself, read Unsmoked’s post and was inspired by that suggestion.

So, in case “the Donald” is reading this post, I think we should all put on our thinking-caps and give our Ex-Pres a few ideas about programs he could feature on his new television network.

I’ll go first with this suggestion:

My Favorite Strongmen
Donald Trump interviews and fawns over the demagogues and dictators of the world who have inspired him.

These include:

Turkey’s, Tayyip Erdogan
Brazil’s, Jair Bolsonaro
Saudi Arabia’s, Mohammed bin Salman
North Korea’s, Kim Jong Un (Little Rocket Man)
and every Trump supporters favorite — Russia’s, Vladimir Putin.

What programs would you like to see on the Donald Trump Television Network?

[ Edited: 13 November 2020 12:48 by Cheshire Cat]
 
 
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13 November 2020 17:10
 

How about a show with Lindsay Graham on the art of posterior kissing?

 
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13 November 2020 17:54
 
burt - 13 November 2020 05:10 PM

How about a show with Lindsay Graham on the art of posterior kissing?

Excellent idea, Burt.

Yes, Graham is an internationally renowned expert on that subject.

 
 
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13 November 2020 19:10
 

Charity Spotlight - Steve Bannon
Just Because Hitler Said It Doesn’t Make It Wrong - Stephen Miller
Why Won’t Anyone Hire Me? - Sean Spicer

 
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14 November 2020 07:15
 

He will have to go very far right to feed the public’s appetite for conspiracy theories and bullshit.  He will be challenged by outlets such as Newsmax.  So one program needs to be called Conspiracy Max - That should attract plenty of flies.

 
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14 November 2020 07:34
 

Tonite’s line-up…


Who’s a Horse-Face?
      Donald judges a wet t-shirt contest

Meat the Prez
      This week, Donald judges a wet t-shirt contest

Boobs!
      In tonight’s episode, Donald judges a wet t-shirt contest


This notion presents three possible tangents- What would Donald like to watch? How would Donald like to be seen? And, What would Donald feed to his fan base?

I think he may be done with TV shows and isn’t going back.

After four years of Mad Dog, television is going to seem like near-beer.

 
 
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14 November 2020 08:10
 

- Reality Evictions
- Sesame Street: CAGED
- Dodge the Effluence
- Trump Sandbags™: Miami’s sinking edition
- Fake Jeopardy!
- This Week in Hypocrisy
- The Trump-Messiah-700 Club

 
 
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14 November 2020 20:19
 
Nhoj Morley - 14 November 2020 07:34 AM

Tonite’s line-up…


Who’s a Horse-Face?
      Donald judges a wet t-shirt contest

Meat the Prez
      This week, Donald judges a wet t-shirt contest

Boobs!
      In tonight’s episode, Donald judges a wet t-shirt contest

Yes. Truly inspired shows.

I think a variation of this would be:

Trump Beauty Pageant Surprise

What at first seems like a normal beauty pageant, gets the special “Trump Treatment.”

The teenage contestants are in the open dressing room, in various states of undress, when the Donald enters.

After surveying the semi-naked young contestants, Trump crowns the winner by grabbing her by the pussy.

What an honor.

 
 
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17 November 2020 12:53
 

The WWF is going to want in on this.  They are probably already auditioning look-alikes. 

[ Edited: 17 November 2020 13:01 by unsmoked]