Ted Cruz
Ted Cruz!
He’s in the News!!!
While his constituents froze and went hungry, Ted thought it was time to get some sun in Cancun. So there he went, probably to think deep thoughts about how to deal with pressing issues back home. Of course, he is a federal official, so he can’t deal with a state problem. But I’m sure this is not exactly a PR win for him.
Ted plays while the cold slays.
Ted’s having fun in the Cancun sun.
Aid: Sir, the people have no heat.
Ted: Let them take Cancun vacations.
Ted Cruz!
He’s in the News!!!While his constituents froze and went hungry, Ted thought it was time to get some sun in Cancun. So there he went, probably to think deep thoughts about how to deal with pressing issues back home. Of course, he is a federal official, so he can’t deal with a state problem. But I’m sure this is not exactly a PR win for him.
Ted plays while the cold slays.
Ted’s having fun in the Cancun sun.
Aid: Sir, the people have no heat.
Ted: Let them take Cancun vacations.
The federal government routinely sends aids to states in times of crisis. Instead of going to work and applying pressure to the federal government in advocacy for his constituents… he took a vacation.
I’m SHOCKED I tell you, shocked!
Say it ain’t so Ted!
Ted Cruz!
He’s in the News!!!While his constituents froze and went hungry, Ted thought it was time to get some sun in Cancun. So there he went, probably to think deep thoughts about how to deal with pressing issues back home. Of course, he is a federal official, so he can’t deal with a state problem. But I’m sure this is not exactly a PR win for him.
Ted plays while the cold slays.
Ted’s having fun in the Cancun sun.
Aid: Sir, the people have no heat.
Ted: Let them take Cancun vacations.The federal government routinely sends aids to states in times of crisis. Instead of going to work and applying pressure to the federal government in advocacy for his constituents… he took a vacation.
Yes, I know. I was trying to project his mental excuses. Futile exercise, I’m sure.
Ted Cruz!
He’s in the News!!!While his constituents froze and went hungry, Ted thought it was time to get some sun in Cancun. So there he went, probably to think deep thoughts about how to deal with pressing issues back home. Of course, he is a federal official, so he can’t deal with a state problem. But I’m sure this is not exactly a PR win for him.
Ted plays while the cold slays.
Ted’s having fun in the Cancun sun.
Aid: Sir, the people have no heat.
Ted: Let them take Cancun vacations.
It’s said that Ted has a history of boozing
Too bad it didn’t stop him from losing
Though Beto with EN’s aid put up a good fight
The devil won out which is why Texas lacks light
So he’s spending his days lying in the sun
While from the cold some of his people succumb
There’s a great scene in the movie/book Apollo 13, where astronaut Ken Mattingly (played by Gary Sinese) is working through the problem of capsule restart and re-entry.
He’s asked if he needs a break. His reply is “They don’t get a break. So I don’t get a break.”
That’s character, right there. I guess Ted never saw that movie.
Ted Cruz!
He’s in the News!!!While his constituents froze and went hungry, Ted thought it was time to get some sun in Cancun. So there he went, probably to think deep thoughts about how to deal with pressing issues back home. Of course, he is a federal official, so he can’t deal with a state problem. But I’m sure this is not exactly a PR win for him.
Ted plays while the cold slays.
Ted’s having fun in the Cancun sun.
Aid: Sir, the people have no heat.
Ted: Let them take Cancun vacations.It’s said that Ted has a history of boozing
Too bad it didn’t stop him from losing
Though Beto with EN’s aid put up a good fight
The devil won out which is why Texas lacks light
So he’s spending his days lying in the sun
While from the cold some of his people succumb
Is everyone from Canada a poet!!!
Cancel culture’s latest victim: Ted Cruz’s vacation
Ted Cruz!
He’s in the News!!!While his constituents froze and went hungry, Ted thought it was time to get some sun in Cancun. So there he went, probably to think deep thoughts about how to deal with pressing issues back home. Of course, he is a federal official, so he can’t deal with a state problem. But I’m sure this is not exactly a PR win for him.
Ted plays while the cold slays.
Ted’s having fun in the Cancun sun.
Aid: Sir, the people have no heat.
Ted: Let them take Cancun vacations.It’s said that Ted has a history of boozing
Too bad it didn’t stop him from losing
Though Beto with EN’s aid put up a good fight
The devil won out which is why Texas lacks light
So he’s spending his days lying in the sun
While from the cold some of his people succumbIs everyone from Canada a poet!!!
We are. And we all know it.
Wait, there’s a Republican logic to all this.
Saint Ronald Reagan said: “In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem, government IS the problem.”
Senator Ted Cruz, as a representative of the government, felt the need to remove himself from the situation, thus removing the problem.
He is actually doing the state of Texas a huge favor by going on vacation to a sunny climate. Besides teaching his constituents not to rely on the government teat, he is also helping them to build character — what’s more character building than fighting not to freeze to death?
...what’s more character building than fighting not to freeze to death?
Freezing to death in the name of small gubmint and deeregulaytronics, IDO.
Why does Texas elect this guy?
And the hits keep coming.
Cruz was re-elected to own the Libs.